View Full Version : I was almost robbed by Porky Pig
No joke.
I stopped by a fast food drive through this evening. A man in a Porky Pig costume attempted to rob me and failed.
It could have ended poorly, but it didn't. So I'm laughing my ass off. :)
Hand over the p-p-p-p-purse lady!
Almost had a chance to show him your C-C-C-C-CCW eh?
Hand over the p-p-p-p-purse lady!
Almost had a chance to show him your C-C-C-C-CCW eh?
Har. Har.
He wasn't after my purse. He tried to grab my food and run. ;)
He was standing fully decked out in pig splendor just past the drive through window. He ignored the car in front of me for some reason. I don't know what about me screams easy target.
I realized something was up pretty quickly. He worked very hard to pretend to ignore me while I was up at the window. God knows I'm paranoid enough at that hour.
I actually wasn't carrying this evening and was nervous when I realized that I'd forgotten to put my backup gun back in the car. :-(
He lept toward my car just as the lady was closing the drive-through window.
She saw what happened and asked if I wanted her to call the police. I told her not to bother. He bolted pretty quickly with a mime and a shady looking kid down the hill. What was I going to tell the police? I was assaulted and nearly robbed by Porky Pig? Riiiight. ;-)
So a pig, a punk, and a mime walk up to a fast food drive-thru....
<insert punchline>