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08-21-2008, 01:47 AM
“Police in Denver are getting ready for the Democratic Convention. They’re ordering the stun guns, the barbed wire, the plastic handcuffs... and that’s just for Bill Clinton’s room.” —Craig Ferguson
“Nancy Pelosi threatened to strip Joe Lieberman of his Homeland Security chairmanship if he doesn’t stop criticizing Barack Obama. She’s in the House and he’s in the Senate. The only power Nancy Pelosi has to strip Joe Lieberman is if she decides to moonlight as an airport screener and he comes through her checkpoint.” —Argus Hamilton
“I could care less about the color of Barack Obama’s skin, but the thinness of it is starting to wear on me.” —Dennis Miller
“Mr. Obama has a deep, rich voice. Coming from his mouth, nonsense sounds good. But it’s still nonsense.” —Jack Kelly
“Poor Caroline Kennedy... as you know, she’s vetting Obama’s veep choices. How difficult must it be for her to find somebody less qualified than Obama? Every resume she looks at makes his look like a first grade report card.” —Rush Limbaugh
“Nancy Pelosi threatened to strip Joe Lieberman of his Homeland Security chairmanship if he doesn’t stop criticizing Barack Obama. She’s in the House and he’s in the Senate. The only power Nancy Pelosi has to strip Joe Lieberman is if she decides to moonlight as an airport screener and he comes through her checkpoint.” —Argus Hamilton
“I could care less about the color of Barack Obama’s skin, but the thinness of it is starting to wear on me.” —Dennis Miller
“Mr. Obama has a deep, rich voice. Coming from his mouth, nonsense sounds good. But it’s still nonsense.” —Jack Kelly
“Poor Caroline Kennedy... as you know, she’s vetting Obama’s veep choices. How difficult must it be for her to find somebody less qualified than Obama? Every resume she looks at makes his look like a first grade report card.” —Rush Limbaugh